YOU PRESSED AGAINST THE WRONG WALL OF THE HALL. WELCOME. THE MOIST CARPET IS SINGLE-LAYERED.
THE YELLOW WALLPAPER HAS BEEN STICKY IN EVERY EXIT YOU'VE TRIED.
① Do not count the lights. ② Do not trust a door that opens the wrong way. ③ If you find the blue one — the pale blue one — you have not escaped. You have found Earth's hall. Go.
scratched on the wall, dated 03:11 AM:
"I walked 14 doors. There were 13. I'm writing this so you count before it counts you."